Amigas vocês não acreditam o que aconteceu comigo na padaria

Foi na padaria de glitter?

I went to the bakery and ordered 32 breads and the attendant said “32 is a very symbolic number, right?” And I asked why, she replied “it’s the amount of Grammys that Beyoncé has” and I said “ARTIST right?”

And then the whole line shouted “OLD” and started a ballroom